On his death bed, he wanted a blowjob from Cameron Diaz

Update: Well, apparently, this story is not just fake but a multiply repeated fake. Some person conducted a scholarly search on Google for the expression “cameron diaz blowjob request” and reached my blog, and I noticed people have been writing about this saintly wish for more than 4 years now. Check this.

A 15-year-old boy, dying of leukemia, wanted the Hollywood hottie Cameron Diaz to give him a blowjob as his last dying wish. His father repeatedly called Cameron Diaz, but the response was always negative from the heartless actress.

"We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: ‘Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.’ I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We’re talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?"

When Diaz didn’t relent, his parents also tried to contact the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but nobody cooperated. What times! A dying kid can’t even have a damn blowjob these days from a celebrity.

This is what the father of the boy said after the boy had died:

"Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"

Well, food for thought…what would have you done had you been one of the celebrities? How should his parents have reacted? What if Mother Teresa were alive and he had showed an inclination towards having a blowjob from…

Oh, in case you think I’m making this up.

5 thoughts on “On his death bed, he wanted a blowjob from Cameron Diaz

  1. Jabberwock

    Amrit, you’re not making this up but The Chaser certainly is – it’s a satirical newspaper.

    (Which is not to say that there aren’t any dying adolescents in the real world who might have such a last wish!)

  2. Amrit Hallan

    I thought so too…especially after reading the boy’s father’s statement…”What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?”…who would talk like that for his son? But I wrote about the link anyway for some diversion :-).

  3. Mai Harinder Kaur

    Oh, damn! I was hoping this was for real. It could almost be a definition of tragicomedy.

    If does read a lot like “The Onion.”

    In serious answer to your queation, Mother Teresa would probably wonder what “a blow job” or “a cock” might be and then pass out at the suggestion that SHE do such a thing.

    As for me, I’m sure you have heard of the Khalsa Kurahits. Everyone (except Bill Clinton) knows that this is sex!

  4. Badaaa

    Lol….. Stupid boy, he is dying and the only think about he’s thinking is having a fucking blowjob by celebrities. Just like the life turned around blowjob. It’s just a joke.

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